Dinner With The Twits – Feasting at The Vaults – Open until 30th October 2016

If like me, you love the Roald Dahl Book “The Twits”, you may be interested to know that the stage version is currently playing in London at The Vaults.

I remember my teacher reading this story to the class when I was about 10yrs old, I found the Mr & Mrs Twit utterly and equally disgusting and fascinating, I hung onto every last word and re-read the book for myself soon after our teacher had finished it, just to delve into their world a little deeper.


Roald Dahl wrote ‘The Twits’ in 1979 and children today are still loving it, then again, I suppose, most of Roald Dahl books are still loved by most people today…the stage version was written in 2007.

In case you don’t know, The Twits is about a couple, Mr & Mrs Twit, who are totally disgusting, absolutely hate each other, but can’t live without each other who eat  a diet of disgusting food, such as Ear Wax, Live Garden Salad (live with worms, slugs etc…) and the famous ‘Dead Bird Pie’ – Oh, they also have a pet monkey.

Here is a little taste of what the stage version looks like …


Apart from just watching a show, it’s an immersive experience, where you get to dine with Mr & Mrs Twit as they celebrate they’re 40th Anniversary – Yes, you are the guest of honour!

The Menu includes;

Bird Pie Photo Credit: Nathan Ceddia
Bird Pie Photo Credit: Nathan Ceddia


Twits Garden Spritz Cocktail Photo Credit: Florence Fairweather
Twits Garden Spritz Cocktail     Photo Credit: Florence Fairweather
Parsley Liquor Photo Credit: Nathan Ceddia
Bird Feeders Photo Credit: Nathan Ceddia
Bird Feeders Photo Credit: Nathan Ceddia

If you want to celebrate alongside ‘The Twits‘ in a style that they are obviously accustomed to, then grab your tickets and make that reservation before tables are gone!

The Twits runs until Sunday 30th October 2016 at The VaultsClick here for more details

Tickets start from £80

Minimum age 14+, recommended for 16+. Under 18s must be accompanied by an adult.
Special dietary requirements will be catered for if notified in advance.

Standard tickets include a 90-minute show, which includes a bespoke cocktail, and a banquet with wine or non-alcoholic drinks

Enjoy the meal, enjoy the show!


Chanel 🙂

Chanel Williams

3 thoughts on “Dinner With The Twits – Feasting at The Vaults – Open until 30th October 2016

  • 17/10/2016 at 9:50 am

    Want to see this. Thanks for the review. Good post.

  • 20/10/2016 at 10:48 am

    This looks so disgusting but so good, lol


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